r/nba Magic Sep 22 '22

[Wojnarowski] ESPN Sources: Boston Celtics coach Ime Udoka is facing possible disciplinary action – including a significant suspension – for an unspecified violation of organizational guidelines. Discussions are ongoing within the Celtics on a final determination. News

http://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1572776498280693761
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u/sactownproud Kings Sep 22 '22

The most vague thing I’ve ever read

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u/NevermoreSEA [POR] Brandon Roy Sep 22 '22

Maybe this is one of those choose your own adventure things.

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u/Wiserman64 Trail Blazers Sep 22 '22

Grant Williams tries to tell your team to execute better after going 1 for 5 on threes. Do you strike him during the timeout or do you passive aggressively ignore him, possibly letting the speeches continue

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u/Negative-Isopod-8432 NBA Sep 22 '22

It’s a big game, and Jayson Tatum keeps missing shots. Do you tell him to stop shooting his side-step three and possibly anger your star player, or do you let him continue to miss shots during the game?

With either choice, Jayson Tatum will post a story of his son on Snapchat after the game

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u/DJRyGuy20 Celtics Sep 22 '22

There is no winning option here.

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u/LessThanCleverName Nuggets Sep 22 '22

Grant Williams gonna freak out when I leave my finger on him to save the page while I read the options and make sure I got it right.

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u/Hamsterupyourass Warriors Sep 22 '22

Wtf did he do lol this is so weird

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

He turned me into a newt

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u/CatGatherer Celtics Sep 22 '22

I got bettah

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u/JKLreindeer Celtics Sep 22 '22

A witch!!!

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u/sequoia2075 Lakers Sep 22 '22

BURN HIM

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u/AngsMcgyvr Clippers Sep 22 '22 edited Sep 22 '22

I think he leaked GTA 6

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u/RedSunGo Grizzlies Sep 22 '22

Lmao “ladies and gentlemen, we got em”

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u/PootieTooGood Cavaliers Sep 22 '22

Something bad if they’re trying to get ahead of the news

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u/frodounchained [LAL] Kobe Bryant Sep 22 '22

miles bridges was horrible and we got details this is weird wonder wtf he did

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u/DankSmellingNipples Lakers Sep 22 '22 edited Sep 22 '22

My guess is it’s something which borders on a potential cheating scandal and the Celtics are like holy fuck no way we have to get in front of this

Edit: different kind of cheating but hey

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u/the_dinks [GSW] Draymond Green Sep 22 '22

Without any supporting details, I think it's safe to assume that he did 9/11.

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u/ThatInception Knicks Sep 22 '22

He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses!

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u/whtge8 Magic Sep 22 '22

He did?

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u/LeinenRates Sep 22 '22 edited Sep 22 '22

No.. but are we just going to wait around until he does??!!!

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u/AxCel91 Bulls Sep 22 '22

One of the best exchanges of all time

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u/OMG_Someone Pacers Sep 22 '22

He tried to out pizza the hut

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u/Obi_Wan_Benobi NBA Sep 22 '22

That son of a bitch.

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u/AlekRivard Bucks Sep 22 '22

He went in the pool less than an hour after eating

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u/frodounchained [LAL] Kobe Bryant Sep 22 '22

Started a crypto currency

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u/mechnick2 Bulls Sep 22 '22

Ordered Starbucks instead of Dunkin

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u/HomoChef Lakers Sep 22 '22

GUIDELINES, MAN. THE SACRED GUIDELINES. IF WE DO NOT HAVE THE GUIDELINES, WHAT DOES THAT SAY OF SOCIETY?!

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u/Andrewski18 Jazz Sep 22 '22

There’s a chance that he might be suspended for an unspecified amount of time for something he may or may not have done…how much more clear can we make it?

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u/ItsKBS 76ers Sep 22 '22

He probably beat up Tatum after that terrible finals performance

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u/ItssethL22 Hawks Sep 22 '22

He fucked someone he had no business fucking

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u/shammmgodd Sep 22 '22

jayson tatum?

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u/Im__Ron__Burgundy Celtics Sep 22 '22

How do I get this on League Pass

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u/BronBronBall [TOR] OG Anunoby Sep 22 '22

You can try but since your a Celtics fans it would probably be a blackout

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u/Im__Ron__Burgundy Celtics Sep 22 '22

Mmm sounds even more fun

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u/Jballzs13 Sep 22 '22

“Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass Larry?!”

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

What in the world could he have doneV?? This is NOT common for coaches. Must’ve been pretty damn bad

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u/Mac_Gold Sep 22 '22

He also slept with Adam Levine

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u/blondechinesehair Supersonics Sep 22 '22

Who hasn’t?

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u/Raptors2017champs Tampa Bay Raptors Sep 22 '22

Anthony Edwards 💀💀

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u/Dquestion5 Sep 22 '22

I’m assuming it was something sexual or serious behavior like hurting someone. What else could it could be?

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u/Beach_house_on_fire Sep 22 '22 edited Sep 22 '22

They are trying to get ahead of it. That’s a awful sign. He must’ve did something bad. This isn’t like got into a shouting match or broke something level. This is some form of assault level or something that would be perceived as awful by the public.

This is like they don’t want to lose him as a coach statement and are trying to come up with their own discipline

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u/itskinotime Sep 22 '22

Yup. Incoming TMZ video of some crazy shit

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u/Wasabi_Guacamole Hornets Sep 22 '22

he used anal beads to win the ECF

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u/Kyunbhai [SAS] Tony Parker Sep 22 '22

Hans catching strays.

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u/woShame12 Sep 22 '22

Never thought anal beads would make me think of Chess, but we're in the weirdest fucking timeline.

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u/Rudy_Ghouliani Rockets Sep 22 '22

Imagine pulling out 8 big black balls from your ass then thinking about that Botez Gambit you made in high school.

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u/InSearchofOMG Warriors Sep 22 '22

Ahhh, when r/nba and r/chess combine, the crossover episode we don't deserve

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u/RainierPC Cavaliers Sep 22 '22

Getting instructions from a basketball AI.

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u/Excellent-Zombie-470 Sep 22 '22

The AI is just NBA 2K set to 'hall of fame' difficulty

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u/Middle-Camel Rockets Sep 22 '22

Is he willing to coach naked though

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u/mr_foreverman Sep 22 '22

The basketball speaks for itself

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u/kickstandheadass Sep 22 '22

Dm's? Like raunchy messages to people he should not be sending raunchy messages to under any circumstances......

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u/jmbourn45 Rockets Sep 22 '22

I may need to see the booty

Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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u/itskinotime Sep 22 '22

Grant Williams body is absurd…

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u/TheMagicalLlama Warriors Sep 22 '22

I legit laughed at this. Goddamn lavine

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u/ElectroStaticSpeaker Sep 22 '22

The strange mechanism of teams to "get ahead of it" by leaking random nonsense to NBA journalists is so weird.

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u/GroovyQschoolboy Bucks Sep 22 '22

Public relations is a game my friend

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u/Beach_house_on_fire Sep 22 '22

It’s pr tactics. It’s trying to be like we are getting ahead of the situation and setting our boundaries. Let’s them have more control over the situation and punishment .

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u/kickstandheadass Sep 22 '22

Yeah, looks worse for the organization if they don't take some form of action. Story is coming out anyway, might as well do anything you can to save face.

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u/Qweter1 Bucks Sep 22 '22

It’s to demonstrate they’re taking accountability. It’s bad to have a coach that does something terrible, it’s even worse to look like you enabled it.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TEDDYS Nuggets Sep 22 '22

DV, Drugs, Affair with someone in the organization.

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u/mattw08 Sep 22 '22

Definitely had relations with someone in the organization. Anything else might mean immediate firing, rehab, or NBA investing.

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u/Diogenes81 Celtics Sep 22 '22

Be awesome if he was doing lines on camera like that dolphins coach or Rob Ford. Jk lol . I'd like to see that video though.

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u/Someonediffernt [PHO] Deandre Ayton Sep 22 '22

I dunno I feel like he's earned it, also I doubt its coke cause Quinn Snyder looks like he uses his clipboard to rail lines in time outs every time I see him

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u/naijaboiler Sep 22 '22

nah likely fucked some lady in the org

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u/kidkuro Knicks Sep 22 '22

Bruh is engaged to and has a kid with Nia Long...buggin if that's true

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u/kickstandheadass Sep 22 '22

Jay Z cheated on Beyonce. Halle Berry and Eve Longoria got cheated on. Some men just get off on cheating or honestly don't care.

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u/slutwhipper Sep 22 '22

Yeah it's not about looks. The women men cheat with usually aren't better-looking than their partners from what I've seen.

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u/dreamz7013 [CHI] Michael Jordan Sep 22 '22

Pique cheated on Shakira. Hips do lie.

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u/youguanbumen Supersonics Sep 22 '22

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u/Expensive-Rip3370 Pistons Sep 22 '22

Damn, someone snitched from their burner.

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u/BAHatesToFly Knicks Sep 22 '22

The Twitter detectives in the replies think it is Noah Vonleh.

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u/r_slash [TOR] Jerome Williams Sep 22 '22

The replies have some good detective work. This account also tweeted some detailed stuff about the NBA salary cap. Someone from the Celtics front office?

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22 edited Sep 23 '22

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u/jpaxlux [BOS] Jayson Tatum Sep 22 '22 edited Sep 22 '22

Could be gambling. Different league, but Calvin Ridley got caught doing the bare minimum and they dropped the hammer on his ass for a year. I assume if it was drug or sex-related, they'd be thinking about firing him instead of suspending.

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u/mattw08 Sep 22 '22

Gambling would come from the NBA not organization

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22 edited Sep 24 '22

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u/bob_dole- 76ers Sep 22 '22

And they dropping it this late at night

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u/Comfortable-Panda130 Sep 22 '22

Wording is strange…team guidelines not nba guidelines…during the off-season. Really strange

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u/rytr37 Celtics Sep 22 '22

This has a very concerning level of vagueness

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u/billcosbyinspace Celtics Sep 22 '22

wtf did he do that’s bad enough for an insane suspension but not bad enough to get straight up fired??

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u/mahcus36 Celtics Sep 22 '22

Yeah I’m struggling to think of something that fits that criteria. Normally it’s either a mild suspension or outright firing

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u/Allstate85 [BOS] Jaylen Brown Sep 22 '22

Some sort of employee misconduct, any cheating in game, vaccine, tampering would get handled by the league. So some sort of harassment/drug/toxic environment would fit.

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u/syllabic Knicks Sep 22 '22

maybe some light treason

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u/JustWantedPeanuts Sep 22 '22

There's always money in the banana stand

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u/cityofklompton Sep 22 '22

If it's bad, this could be a situation where the news was going to break very soon anyway, and the Celtics are just trying to get ahead of it here in an attempt to limit the fallout. Could be an "indefinite" suspension that eventually presages a firing once the organization has "completed a full investigation."

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u/rocketsball_fan Sep 22 '22

My guess is he may have done something that would qualify as a fireable offense, but the Celtics are getting ahead and punishing him heavily in advance so he can still keep his job.

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u/Tormundo Warriors Sep 22 '22

Yeah it's something where if he was a mediocre coach he would be fired but he's so good they're going to try to get away with a long suspension. My guess is they leak it soon and go by public outrage

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

Has to be given the vagueness and “getting out in front” element

Abuse probably

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u/TeTrodoToxin4 [GSW] Chris Mullin Sep 22 '22

Got Marcus with a switch for flopping during a scrimmage.

Or he called the team a bunch of slugs.

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u/Skedd Sep 22 '22

TMZ will tell us soon

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u/see_four Celtics Sep 22 '22

He was the one who leaked GTA 6

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u/xXTheRacerXx 76ers Sep 22 '22 edited Sep 22 '22

God damn… he must’ve done something terrible. That’s the most vague statement ever for something as breaking as this.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

The hell could it even be

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u/Sweatytubesock Sep 22 '22

Sex with a player.

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u/lronicGasping Pistons Sep 22 '22

"Alright Ime it's time, put the Kobe mask on"

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u/choose_uh_username 76ers Sep 22 '22

Disrespected Dunkin?

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u/NotClayMerritt Lakers Sep 22 '22

Brad Stevens found out he has a Starbucks rewards card

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u/cesga_0218 Lakers Sep 22 '22

They way it's worded seems like they're trying to get ahead of whatever it is before it leaks out

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u/BismackMyBiyombo Celtics Bandwagon Sep 22 '22

cocaine

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u/shammmgodd Sep 22 '22

quin snyder did that daily it had to be something worse

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u/thevisitor Lakers Sep 22 '22

He looked like Norman Osborne at some point.

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u/tagen Spurs Sep 22 '22

You know i’m something of a coke fiend myself

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u/Down_2 Magic Sep 22 '22

I feel validated knowing I’m not the only one that says that Quin Snyder always looks like he’s coked out.

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u/frodounchained [LAL] Kobe Bryant Sep 22 '22

Arby’s

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u/CaptainPhillips1 Raptors Sep 22 '22

Oh ok now it makes sense

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u/acosmichippo Wizards Sep 22 '22

presumably no legal trouble or there would be reporting on it. My guess is some internal HR stuff, maybe inappropriate interactions with staff.

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u/staymelooo Sep 22 '22

He smashed Nia Long in his office ??

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u/goldfish_11 Celtics Sep 22 '22

He’s getting suspended, not a banner in the rafters.

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u/tstew23 Bucks Sep 22 '22

F5 season is back baby

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u/Spinexel [BOS] Romeo Langford Sep 22 '22

Either terrible or not bad enough for the NBA to enforce yet still bad enough for the Celtics to

No in-between

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u/RulersBack Lakers Sep 22 '22

Security cam got him stepping on the Celtics logo like kyrie

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u/Spinexel [BOS] Romeo Langford Sep 22 '22

Would justify the punishment

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u/arcticpoppy Raptors Sep 22 '22

If it’s bad enough to warrant a ‘significant suspension’ from the team there’s gotta be some involvement/punishments coming from the league, no?

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u/Barbell_Flyes Sep 22 '22

he told Jaylen Brown to get vaxxed

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u/AlekRivard Bucks Sep 22 '22

Vaxxed him while he was sleeping lmfao

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u/SendDavionNudes Sep 22 '22

As long as he told him it was a prank afterwards he’d be fine

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u/rcoffers Mavericks Sep 22 '22

What dat boi do

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u/TigerBasket Knicks Sep 22 '22

Killed 5 hookers like that Craig James guy

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u/brett23 [CHI] Rusty LaRue Sep 22 '22

CJK5H

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u/NedFriarson49 Sep 22 '22

He banged an intern.

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u/skulman7 76ers Sep 22 '22

If he cheated on Nia Long, he should be banned from the league

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u/HJVibes Raptors Sep 22 '22

My only regret is too young for...

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u/VictorAkwaowo1 Mavericks Sep 22 '22

ELECTRIC CHAIR

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u/GillbergsAdvocate Warriors Sep 22 '22

Straight to jail

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u/JVVVK Sep 22 '22

This was posted around an hour before Woj

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u/demianin Kings Sep 22 '22

Wtf

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u/Srikkk Warriors Sep 22 '22

He broke the code

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u/sleepy416 Raptors Sep 22 '22

He didn’t tek the plej

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u/onlymostlydeadd Lakers Sep 22 '22

damn old school r/nba memes were the best

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u/Elmos_Voice [CHI] Jimmer Fredette Sep 22 '22

2012-2017 /r/nba was the best times man

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u/TouchdownRaiden Warriors Sep 22 '22

I can’t believe I forgot about that

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u/SeaBank_ Sep 22 '22

This takes me back to simpler times

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u/SmokeyBare Spurs Sep 22 '22

Tell me about it

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u/Persona9994 Heat Bandwagon Sep 22 '22

Immortalized hof quote

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u/RedditAdminsChugCum NBA Sep 22 '22

Damn this sub was goated back then. I took da plej

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u/hamburgl4r [GSW] Sarunas Jasikevicius Sep 22 '22
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u/currysankle Sep 22 '22

God I miss this reference

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u/Zachkah [CLE] LeBron James Sep 22 '22

Woah, blast from the past

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u/bbuucckk Lakers Sep 22 '22

It’s an older meme sir, but it checks out.

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u/TheRealHenryG Bucks Sep 22 '22

the andersons got tickets??

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u/HelpMePlease420-69 West Sep 22 '22

Where’s Windhorst when we need him

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u/LeMaoZeBron23 Sep 22 '22

Why would Ime do that?

to bang an intern?

No.

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u/TylerL8N2 Sep 22 '22

The Celtics preemptively suspend Ime Udoka.

windshield wiper fingers

Now why is that?

windshield wiper fingers

Why would the Celtics do that?

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u/AdmiralWackbar Celtics Sep 22 '22

It’s like when you bake a batch of cookies, and you’re eating them. They’re delicious. Then you realize they’re peanut butter cookies, and your allergic to them. That. That is what it is like to be the Celtics right now. You were so infatuated with the cookie you didn’t even realize that cookie was poisonous. Now you ask, what does this all have to do with Lebron James, let me tell you….

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u/fredward321 Mavericks Sep 22 '22

I decided to check Reddit right before going to bed. Big mistake lol now I’m gonna stay up refreshing Reddit and twitter to find out wtf he did

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u/JoJonesy Celtics Sep 22 '22

hm. well that's not good

time to speculate wildly about what he did ig

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u/NotXiJinpingGoUSA 76ers Sep 22 '22

The queen

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u/JoJonesy Celtics Sep 22 '22

we're the Celtics, we'd probably give him a Tommy Award for that

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u/UjiriWatcher Toronto Huskies Sep 22 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

That’s gotta be someone’s burner lol

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u/TokyoS4l Sep 22 '22

“Does he know?”

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u/Quinnett Knicks Sep 22 '22

Colangeo is back in the game.

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u/eaglessoar Celtics Sep 22 '22

half this guys posts are hilarious

saw a rat the size of a rat-sized dog

People don’t want to admit that pikachus are technically rats and would be hunted for sport in any just society

I kinda think if you’re able to kill a few people with a bow and arrow it should be allowed

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u/DoctorBreakfast [DAL] Rajon Rondo Sep 22 '22

The innocent girls don’t want to think about john mulaney valiantly dicking down olivia munn. It’s only the brave warriors like me who will face the mental image head on

So true

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u/Quinnett Knicks Sep 22 '22

I don’t know who this person is, but it’s clear they are a highly credible source for information on any topic.

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u/Frankly_Frank_ Sep 22 '22

Went from 0-100 with that last one holly shit.

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u/jaypenn3 Raptors Sep 22 '22

Now we know what Udoka did

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u/HotPie_ Heat Sep 22 '22

We need to talk about Ime.

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u/Super_Saiyan_Carl Bucks Sep 22 '22 edited Sep 22 '22

My favorite is “It’s a Wonderful Life is anti-suicide propaganda.”

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u/blondechinesehair Supersonics Sep 22 '22

“Juan Benet Ramsey”

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u/tinoasprilla Sep 22 '22

we need to talk about hijabcreator

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u/bourgewonsie Celtics Sep 22 '22

This guy is out here tweeting about Mitski, the intersection of NBA fandom and Mitski fandom is wicked small lol

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u/___ongo___gablogian Celtics Sep 22 '22

But a long suspension for an affair? Doesn’t make sense

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u/RyanWalts Raptors Sep 22 '22

It could if it involved sleeping with someone he really shouldn’t have like team staff, depending on their position.

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u/karim12100 Rockets Sep 22 '22

The Minnesota GM got fired doing something like that last year.

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u/MikeRotch4756 Timberwolves Sep 22 '22

Probably my wife

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u/jmcnea Timberwolves Sep 22 '22

Friday’s the one year anniversary of Gersson Rosas being fired for exactly that reason

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u/cb148 Lakers Sep 22 '22

It does if it’s someone who’s in the organization or a wife of someone in the organization.

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u/BUSean Celtics Sep 22 '22

Wyc Grousbeck: Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been... ever, for any reason whatsoever...

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u/Intelligent_Block_95 Suns Sep 22 '22

What say we order up some pasta?

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u/wasabimcdouble Trail Blazers Sep 22 '22

HE KILLED THE QUEEN

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u/Our-Gardian-Angel Bucks Sep 22 '22

I must kill...the Queen.

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u/jwick89 Warriors Sep 22 '22

Hey! It’s Enrico Pelazzo!

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u/Ye_Biz [BOS] Jaylen Brown Sep 22 '22

Also wtf when did Woj get his own banner

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u/Raptorsthrowaway1 Sep 22 '22

It looks like he made it himself on his Blackberry

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u/ss_lmtd [BKN] Bostjan Nachbar Sep 22 '22 edited Sep 22 '22

The fact that this is coming from the team and not the organization league, to me, makes it sound very, very bad. When your own team, who usually covers your ass, is the first to announce this, they're trying to save face before the truth comes out. Not a good look at all.

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u/malowry0124 Thunder Sep 22 '22

"The head coach of the NBA runner-up might get suspended and I can't/won't tell you why."

Okay? Thanks?

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u/grand_insom Nets Sep 22 '22

Only things I could think of are:

  1. Fighting with a Celtic staff member

  2. Sleeping with someone in the organization

Anything else more serious wouldnt just be a possible suspension or just organizational guidelines.

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u/jonsnowKITN NBA Sep 22 '22

Ayo what he do

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u/shammmgodd Sep 22 '22

he poured the milk first

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u/Sim888 [CHI] Cameron Payne Sep 22 '22

including a significant suspension

jeezus…what the hell has he done?

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u/CoolingVent Clippers Sep 22 '22

Most likely a person

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u/harry_heymann Celtics Sep 22 '22

Sounds like either drugs or violence.

Gambling would go to the league not just the team.

What else could be this serious?

Whatever it is....oof. Not good for The Celtics.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

Drugs are not worth even a suspension maybe a fine or rehab

Violence is the only thing

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u/eagles1990 76ers Sep 22 '22

I heard he got caught jerking off on the roof of the arena while yelling “I can do whatever the fuck I want”

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22 edited Oct 16 '22

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u/nonresponsive Sep 22 '22

The fact that it's vague and came out of nowhere means it's definitely big. Usually there's some rumors and tweets before suspension is even mentioned.

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u/nzzm22 Sep 22 '22

bet the celtics under win total before odds change

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u/DreTownblues Celtics Sep 22 '22

For real, We out here imploding before the season even starts

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u/zerefyagami Heat Sep 22 '22 edited Sep 22 '22

He hacked Doc Rivers' twitter.

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u/Shadyo [DET] Allen Iverson Sep 22 '22

Holy fuck , what could he have done if he’s gonna get a significant suspension?

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u/NewAccountNow [PHI] Joel Embiid Sep 22 '22

Hookers, cocaine, and meth all at once or nothing

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u/wwaffles Sep 22 '22

Shams just tweeted that he had an affair with a female member of the team staff https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/1572810579105939457

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u/nysraved [LAL] Sasha Vujacic Sep 22 '22

Be right back, gonna peruse Nia Long’s IG for the sake of investigative journalism

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u/nuketoober27 Bulls Sep 22 '22

That pre-season championship odds post didn’t age well

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u/Apart-Cucumber-7090 Sep 22 '22

Just bad news after bad news over in Bean town

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