r/sports Sep 30 '22

International Chess Federation's Fair Play Commission to form an investigatory panel for the Carlsen-Niemann controversy The Ocho



u/GhostOfLight Sep 30 '22

Will this panel investigate the rectums of both players?


u/terry_bradshaw Sep 30 '22

Whatever it takes


u/flodge123 Sep 30 '22

"Body-cavity search Sir?"


u/drillpress42 Oct 04 '22

The guy with the Bishop butt-plug just has to be guilty.


u/iambarrelrider Sep 30 '22

“In the best interest of the chess community, we would kindly ask the public to refrain from speculations.” Sure the public will refrain, lol.


u/[deleted] Sep 30 '22

“Can I check your asshole, sir?”


u/quick20minadventure Sep 30 '22

And what will they do? Waste time?

They can't find evidence for the game in the past and no amount of statistical analysis is enough for any conclusive decision.


u/drillpress42 Oct 04 '22

Maybe they come up with regulations and methods for addressing the problem.

And exactly whose time are they going to waste, yours?


u/quick20minadventure Oct 05 '22

Title suggested that their scope of investigation is limited, if they're revamping the fair play rules and guidelines for everyone, that's extremely good.

If they're just going to do some statistical analysis, then it's pointless because it can't be conclusive.


u/drillpress42 Oct 04 '22

I got accused of cheating when I accidentally farted in Morse Code. /s


u/P00paD00ty Sep 30 '22

Chess is not a sport. Why post this here?


u/Whisperkickpapa Sep 30 '22

Chess is a sport. Dumb shit


u/P00paD00ty Sep 30 '22

That might be the dumbest comment I've ever seen on reddit. Congratulations!

Is that how you justify telling people you're an athlete? Pathetic.


u/Whisperkickpapa Sep 30 '22

I mean, the international Olympic committee thinks so..... So, you're dumb


u/P00paD00ty Sep 30 '22

Ah yes, the same insanely corrupt committee that said solo synchronized swimming, curling, and poodle clipping were/are sports.

Here's the definition of sport: noun


an activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or team competes against another or others for entertainment.

While skill is certainly necessary to play chess at a high level, there's less physical exertion involved than eating a salad.

I want to thank you for commenting. It's not every day I get the chance to talk to someone this delusional.


u/Whisperkickpapa Sep 30 '22

Your first two examples are indeed, sports. Curling is an Olympic sport to boot. Both meet the requirements of your definition.

So, thanks for making yourself look like more of an ass.

Chess is a sport and I barely even play it. By your logic, skeet shooting, archery, and a plethora of other similarly "non action" themed sports are in fact, not sports.


u/P00paD00ty Sep 30 '22

They aren't sports, they're hobbies. You're so pathetic. Thanks for the laughs.